Live from the pages of KARNAC, its "Osmosis Jones"! Matt Thorton made a two hour trip with his son to the Lil' 500.
To quote Matt, "I think the only car I passed was a 6 year old kid who actually put me in the wall the next lap. I truly sucked that bad. Completely owned by the Boneman who had the b---s to wave and laugh as he went by me. Jerk."
"Next year, I plan to come over the week before and spend a few hundred dollars learning every square inch of that hell hole."